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What brought you here? 
I'm Psychic 
I'm Psychotic 
Stumbled here 
Referred by friend 
Required Reading

 Which state of mind do you prefer? 
Unconcious 
Disoriented 
Shit Faced 
Concious 
Fantasy World
Which best describes you?  
Asshole 
Horses ass 
Half Assed 
Assbite 
Kiss My Ass

 Which would you prefer to read? 
See Dick Run 
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 
Shakespeare's Omlette 
Thomas Guide 
TV Guide
What is your favorite time of day? 
The witching hour  
It's a beautiful morning  
Nap time  
Time to eat  
Recess 

 Which is your favorite food?  
Couch potato 
Virgin Oil 
Vegetable 
Meatballs 
Wrapped in cellophane
Where would you prefer to vacation? 
When hell freezes over 
Bakersfield 
Your bed 
Chernobol 
In the real world

 How do you like to sleep?  
Buck naked 
In long johns 
Wolf in sheeps clothing 
Lights out  
Wrapped in cellophane
Which are you more likely to listen to? 
Mariah Scary 
Smashing Dumplings 
Bruce Springloose 
Barbara Stungout 
Garth Broken  
Snoop Kitty Cat
Tchaicoughsky

 Which is your sexual preference?  
Standing 
Horse Back 
Alone 
In Public 
Wrapped in cellophane 
Not even if you're the last person on earth
Which is your all time favorite movie? 
Star Trek I: The Motion Picture 
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 
Star Trek III: The Voyage Home 
Star Trek IV: The Search for Spock 
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier 
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 
Star Trek VII: Generations 
Star Trek VIII: First Contact 
Star Trek IX: Insurrection

 Yes, sex please 



What is your favorite word?

What is your dying wish?

 

 

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